Thursday, January 7, 2010

you know what's weird?

think about it. these things are all really really weird.

sex
legs/feet/walking (meat pads on sticks! i'm sayin!)
dancing
parties (especially those with the party hats and the blowy things)
eating
putting saltwater bags in your fatbags
fatbags
childbirth (ew)
bras (hey! put your fatbags in these things! it'll feel really good!)

questions? comments? suggestions for more weird things? contact me.

1 comment:

  1. and don't forget mashing your mouthparts against someone else's

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